The Nexus Wardship of Former Citizens of the Nimbus System is a titanic, socially progressive nation, ruled by Minister for Governance Jade Birch with a fair hand, and renowned for its pith helmet sales, rampant corporate plagiarism, and free-roaming dinosaurs. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 22.043 billion Nimbans are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The relatively small, liberal, socially-minded government is primarily concerned with Education, although Administration, Industry, and Healthcare are also considered important, while Spirituality is ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of the First City. The average income tax rate is 78.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Nimban economy, worth a remarkable 6,799 trillion coins a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Furniture Restoration. Average income is an amazing 308,467 coins, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Thieves claim they're simply working for the tax agency, entomologists flock to the First City for its remarkable gadfly population, civil servants refuse to enforce government regulations for fear of wider economic impact, and suburban residents are told not to panic while hitchhikers swarm their neighborhoods. Crime is totally unknown. Former Citizens of the Nimbus System's national animal is the robot dog, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Former Citizens of the Nimbus System is ranked 1,314^th in the world and 2^nd in LCRUA for Most Cultured, scoring 325 on the Snufflebottom-Wiggendum Pentatonic Scale.